I was doing a keynote presentation today for the lovely people at Denplan. I’m not sure why but suddenly the Freudian Fairies took over my power of speech.

I meant to say, ‘When I was a child’ but instead I pronounced, ‘When I was a cartoon’.

Christine howled out loud as the audience looked on confused. I pulled it back with an awkward segway to the Hair Bear Bunch.

Life as a speaker, eh?